Showing posts with label Spirits. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Spirits. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

What We Talk About When We Talk About Writing, Part the Last

In this last installment of my thoughts on writing, I would like to offer up a short prayer of thanks to the following writing mentors:
  • Natalie Goldberg ~ Taught me how to set loose and just write. About anything. No dead white men from the 1800's had the monopoly on my writing, or gothic Southern writers, neither. Just write. I've been following her example, with a Sheaffer pen, by the way, since 1990.
  • Dr. Clark Closser ~ Taught me how to trust my love of reading, and fed that hunger. He also taught me that it was okay to look for patterns in the cosmos between what was around me and literature. Gave me a love of Camus. I've been following his example, complete with a German name, since 1998.
  • Tim Friend ~ My high school English teacher let me publish stuff in his paper. Well, the school's paper. And I had no threshold of common decency. I think that was a prerequisite to write for him. :) I've been following his example, with a green pen on some days, since 1987.
  • Nancy Schlosser ~ "I don't get it; it must be good." Nothing determines my writing, in any medium, like that line. If I hear that, I know it's no good. My mother kept/keeps me real. I've been trying to follow her example, with the same middle name, since 1972.
There's Springsteen, too, but he didn't teach me anything. I just love his work.

That, and he's the only one of the group who's never read me.

Onward, dear reader, and writers. Back to the single posts per week, unless my mind takes off on other tangents.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Magic, Magic, Magic...M-M-M-Magic, Magic...


Okay, here's the deal.

I headed to my favorite watering hole tonight to have raw fish (healthier than fish and chips, dammit) and some tequila, wondering what could possibly occupy my mind on the sports screens, when I glanced up and saw a match-up between the Orlando Magic and the Utah Jazz. I hate basketball because it bores me (with scores like 104-98, what kind of challenge is that?), but something snagged my eye.

See, I thought basketball players were tall and thin, and that's it.

Since when did they get those SHOULDERS?

It's like one big Michelangelo painting, triceps the size of my leg, and I gotta shamefully admit: I can't tell you what happened in the game, or who has the best face, but number 12 of the Orlando Magic? I...uh...shoulders. He...uh...shoulders...I...

More tequila, please. ONWARD, ahem.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Anejo


Part of the joy of moving from the Midwest to California is learning culturally about consumables that I never would have known in my former environment. I have experienced all kinds of food epiphanies since moving to California, from cultural dishes to certain kinds of foods all by themselves, like avocado and lamb. Lately, however, the epiphanies have been in the form of libations, and specifically, liquors.
I hesitate to write of this exploration for several reasons, not the least of which is that people will worry. My default mood is not generally known to be set to "happy," and in the past on particularly difficult workdays I have been known to lie on the floor of my bedroom and drain a fifth of Jack. One of the great gifts I possess is that I can down any amount of alcohol in any level proof and not get a hangover, and the only alcohol that makes me nauseous is beer, and usually in the first three swigs. I will never sample ales and will never be a connoisseur of them.
After a couple of off-the-cuff discussions with a peer and my brother, however, I have become picky in other forms of alcohol. I have always liked sweet white wines over reds of any kind, so there's the first process of elimination. I've learned that any gin tastes like baby oil--so martinis are out. I love vodka, but the affection is still pretty generalized--I don't know the difference between my vodkas yet. I've burnt myself out on whiskey thanks to that practice on the bedroom floor, just on sheer volume, and I've only had rum in mojitos. But I'm learning the finer points, and my lessons have began with tequila.
The extent of my tequila input in the past has been in margaritas, and weakly-concocted ones at that. Imagine my surprise when I recently discovered that there are different forms of tequila--I thought all of it was clear and had a worm in the bottom. (I was to find out even later that true tequila doesn't have a worm...and the sheepishness continues.) I discovered that the darker it is the better it is, and the darker it is the less likely you are to find it in a margarita.
The first time I was poured anejo tequila the bartender brought it to me in a low-ball glass, neat. The ribbons of sugar cried down the sides of the glass, and just to be fascinated I swirled the glass again like a brandy snifter and watched as the liquor clung like motor oil. I brought the glass to my nose and felt the fumes before I smelled them, a sensation not unlike that of applying astringent without a cotton pad. I pulled the glass back, smiled in pseudo-boldness, and brought it in for a sip. The warmth, the light...why would anyone drown this taste in a margarita? Delightedly, no one does, unless it's at home in a moment of insanity.
On the other hand, I recently received a gift of the blanco tequila due to an awareness of my schooling in finer liquors. I was told by others who know their liquor to brace myself and find the margarita fixins...blanco is pure, clear shit. My brother tried to take some of the sting out by sharing with me that it sometimes improves the taste of lesser alcohol to chill it, but the only thing that could improve the taste of the blanco would be, after giving it a chilled try, to deep-freeze it with fruit juice and triple sec.
For a girl who used to tip back cocktails as anesthesia, it's fascinating to me that I have discovered another reason for alcohol--the difference in a taste addressed straight up. I have cocktails that I have long adored--cosmos, cheesecakes, mojitos, margaritas, and mimosas--but to taste the difference in the straight shot, without even a crutch of ice to lean on, has moved my alcohol consumption from anesthesia to aesthetics. Would I have learned this art back in the states? Maybe, within enough time spent in a bar...but here it was absorbed, in the people and their experiences, like a wine infused with the fragrance of local herbs simply growing in proximity to the vine.
The best part of finally tasting my alcohol? I require so much less of it.
Salut.